found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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