he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
BRING THE BAGELS
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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