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(217): View more from Illinois

Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.

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(801): View more from Utah

two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?

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(214): View more from Texas

So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far

(713): View more from Texas

Sounds better than last semester

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(317): View more from Indiana

my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..

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(812): View more from Indiana

Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.

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(909): View more from California

It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.

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(504): View more from Louisiana

did the thing where I quickly swipe right to every girl on Tinder & matched with my sis. God I hope swiping carelessly is hereditary

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(207): View more from Maine

it’s my vagina i can do what i want to

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