I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
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