You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
Yeah well I fucked my ex on a sink last night soooo booty calls for us all
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