we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?†This is time sensitive.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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