I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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