I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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