I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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