perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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