There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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