Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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