In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
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