dude, i woke up naked in her front yard...apparently i tried to leave in the middle of the night, forgot my clothes and decided,"oh heres a nice patch of grass to sleep on" I think god is up there laughing at me.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
There're making snowcones with the leftover vodka from last night. This is not the time to be making up excuses!
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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