Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
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