I'm going to rape someone's good day.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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