At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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