at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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