on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
There is a huge fucking spider in my bathroom....I can just burn our apartment down right? What do you need me to grab?
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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