That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Randomize
