do herpes really smell.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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