You made me cry and you don't even care
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I don't remember because I was drunk out of my mind, but I have it on good authority that weed cinnamon buns at 3 in the morning with chocolate milk are better than sex.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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