I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Dude I think my special talent is falling in drunkenly falling in front of a cop and getting away. This is the second time.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
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