Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
i dont know if you remember blowing your vomity nose directly into my hand...yeah thanks for that
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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