hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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