i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
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I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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