It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
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