you traded sex for a burrito?
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
It's one PM on a Saturday and I'm sitting here drinking Jack, eating a block of cheese and playing Minecraft. Please tell me you can come drag me to a bar.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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