absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
At least be KIND OF sobering up before you text me, I've told you before I don't speak vodka unless I've been drinking it with you.
PS WHY wasn't I drinking it with you? Dick.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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