Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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