Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
barbara walters just said penis...
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
porn star boner night. come get it.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Side note: I apologize for sex being the subject of every single one of my texts. That's what happens when you date an older man who constantly denies you sex on the basis of his ridiculous morals.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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