sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
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