As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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