Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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