shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
If the world would stop letting me feel invincible I would probably stop doing this shit.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
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