what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Randomize
