You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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