He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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