In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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