If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
Randomize
