Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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