worst night to have a conscience
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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