no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
