I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Woke up with the note 'going outside. Ignore bloody spoon. Be back soon' taped to my forehead. Know anything about it?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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