I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It took years to build this empire of casual fuckings and not carings.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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