I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
They have beer where we have blood.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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