I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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