walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
