I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Mom said you looked used
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
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