Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Did you Fuck minivan and her friend last night?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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