Dual....:-)
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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