So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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