I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
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