Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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