I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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Is it a Zack Morris cell phone or a new tiny motorola flip phone? That's a big difference
Back in 94 that would've been an awesome compliment.
Wat an odd shape
Lol I was thinking the same thing? And does it vibrate when it's inside her? Cuz that would be cool
It's probably the droid it's the size of a suitcase
Mine opens like the sidekick
this is so me half the time.
Some cell phones have te ability to become rather large at times.
What kind of cell phone are we talking about here? Like mid to late nineties cell phone or present day cell phone?
Sounds like a chode? Lol
man, feel sorry for him. it has to be skinny and no longer than 5 inches unless it bends in the middle.
is it the mini cellphone that looks like a tiny pencil? Or a retro cellphone?
either way...she is in love
Your in love
The problem, as Jeff sees it, was not his small penis but your big vagina. *cell phone rings*
It's DEF. the juke from verizon
If it's iPhone sized, least it has some girth I guess
iPhone?
You can set any phone to vibrate. But punch it and it won't vibrate any more.
You mean cell phone as in the brick? Cuz really who would complain about that
Eh.. Be more specific.
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