it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I look like Roseanne just got in a bar fight with Rosie O'Donnell.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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