Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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